1. Us—because what can you do with an MDiv?
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2. Jamie Oliver—Community Lunch nutritionist
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3. Creflo Dollar—financial well-being counselor
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4. Beyonce—head of the chapel worship committee
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5. John Stewart—editor-in-chief of the Tablet
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6. Richard Dawkins—divinity school chaplain
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7. John Hagee—prayer warrior
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8. Martha Stewart—faculty advisor to Mosaic
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9. Al Sharpton—professor of homiletics
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10. James Dobson—family and marriage counselor
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