10. Jesus doesn’t have stunt doubles.
9. No one wants a Reese’s Cup tomb.
8. Hopping around beats riding an ass.
7. The Easter Bunny is never misquoted.
6. Ten out of ten people prefer chocolate over communion wafers.
5. An easter basket is a lot easier to carry than a cross.
4. Jesus looks good in pastels.
3. Rabbits have exceptional hearing.
2. No one wants to take pictures in Jesus’ lap.
1. The ruling class never conspired to execute the Easter Bunny for his message of love.